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- Червена Шапчице, сваляй гащичките !
- Хе-хе-хе! Кумчо Вълчо си мисли, че ще му станат.

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Първа степен - Седиш с баща си, пиете ракия и ти му казваш:

- Аз тебе те познавам от някъде.

Втора степен - Седиш със жена си и пиете ракия, по едно време й казваш:

- Жена, хайде да ходим по курви.

Трета степен - Обаждаш се на жена ти в десет часа и й казваш:

- Жена, конференцията се проточи много и ще трябва да преспя при нея.

Четвърта степен - Поръчваш си такси, влизаш и шофьорът те пита:

- На къде, господине?

- Тебе пък какво те интересува на къде.

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- Към къщи.

Шеста степен - Вървиш по улицата и се чудиш защо асфалта скача и те удря по главата.

Седма степен - Седиш на бара, пиеш и по едно време викаш келнера и му казваш:

- Келнер донеси вратата, че искам да си ходя!

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В И Ц О В Е

Блондинка отива на преглед при гинеколог.
- Докторе, бременна съм в трети месец, а нямам корем...
Докторът:
- Портокали ядете ли?
- Не, а трябва ли?
- Трябва!
След три месеца, блондинката отново е на преглед.
- Докторе, вече съм в шести месец, а още нямам корем.
- Банани ядеш ли?
- Не, а трябва ли?
- Трябва!
След три месеца, блондинката пак е на преглед.
- Докторе, вече ще раждам, а корем нямам...
- Абе вие секс правите ли?
- Не, а трябва ли?

Иванчо:
- Марийке, имам нещо, което колкото повече го пипаш, толкова по-голямо става!
Марийка:
- Знам Иванчо. И аз имам бримка на чорапа.